skooth:

slugsgiving:

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

outofcontextdnd:

“Roll for sniff”

jihaad:

any worker born after 1993 cant collectivize. all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone , right-to-work , be lumpenprole , eat hot chip & lie

graynard:

boy oh boy i cant wait to play samurai shodown 2019 on my google stadia